Additional
Frequently
Asked
Questions...

  1. Why do people fall asleep at my seminars?

  2. Why do my prospects frequent the restroom so often?
    It disrupts my talk.

  3. If I have a heckler, can I say “Shut up you old geezer!”?

  4. If compliance rejects my whole card, should I just mail it anyway and hope for the best?

  5. The only suit I have is a leisure suit. Do you think anyone will notice?

  6. Should I use ‘giveaways’? The last time I gave away a 2 week vacation to Europe and the couple who won it didn’t make an appointment.

  7. I told a joke about the president and only half the attendees laughed.
    Do you think it caused problems with appointments?

  8. When I closed the presentation, I handed out my business cards and told them to call if interested. Why do you suppose nobody called?

  9. My last seminar had 14 members of the Red Hat Society.
    Are they good prospects?

  10. One couple brought a seeing eye dog. Should I have fed the dog?

  11. Since my seminar is 2 hours long, do you think an intermission would be appropriate?